Well, well, well. It’s been a long fucking time since I wrote a column for all you losers. But since it is Christmas, my gift to you is another long-winded tirade about disability awareness for the ignorant masses.

I wish I could say that through my brilliant columns, the disabled culture has been elevated to a fully integrated and accepted social group by the entire world.

But that would be lying, and I gotta keep my nose clean until December 26th. So, instead I’m going to bitch about the cretins that love to abuse the ADA and all the privileges of gimpdom, therein.

So, what the fuck am I talking about? I’m talking about handicap parking permits.

It’s bad enough that any AB that gets their filthy mitts on one of these uses it for every parking situation. But that flagrant use of what doesn’t belong to them is just not enough.

Now there’s been incessant chatter about giving handicap parking permits to PREGNANT WOMEN!

That’s right. Some knocked-up bitch is whining that she should have a handicap permit the last month of her pregnancy, right through to the baby is six weeks old.

Holy shit, how lazy can you get? Since when is being a stupid prego with a crapload of screaming brats grounds for a prime parking spot? I mean, c’mon!

Just because you CHOSE to get fat and ugly for nine months, doesn’t mean shit. The bitch is trying to pass a law that states late-term pregnancy and having a newborn should be considered a short-term disability.

Well, let me fill you in on some facts. I’ve got three kids, and I had every one of them after I got stuck in this contraption.

I used to push a shopping cart and myself while I was pregnant. With my second and third child, I pushed the cart with either one or two kids in the cart, with one hand steering the cart, and the other hand pushing myself.

You mean to tell me that a perfectly normal AB bitch can’t walk 20 feet cuz she’s "with child".

What a load of bullshit!

Here’s the link to her site so you can read this horseshit for yourself:

http://home.earthlink.net/~gkraemer/

But that’s not the whole story.

There is a never-ending parade of degenerates that want to use the ADA for purposes that give gimps a bad rap.

There are the infamous "invisible" disabilities. These are the kind that aren’t obvious to the regular goof on the street, but prevent these types of people for doing "normal" things.

Now there are some legit diseases such as Advanced Parkinson’s, Multiple Sclerosis, Muscular Dystrophy, advanced cancer, advanced lung disease, and Congestive Heart Failure.

All these diseases have nasty affects, but to the average imbecile, the person looks perfectly fine. These types of disabilities deserve their parking spot, just like the wheelchair/cane/crutch folks do.

But it’s never as simple as that.

I went on a site the other day that is trying to lobby Congress to include some pretty common diseases as ones that should benefit from the ADA Act.

Here’s just a few: Diabetes, Arterial Sclerosis (that’s hardening of the arteries), autism, back injury, arthritis, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Osteoporosis, organ transplant, obesity and a ton more that’ll make you laugh.

I don’t count obesity as a disease (if you don’t want to be fat, quit eating like a pig).

Some of the diseases can cause problems, but fer chrissakes, people have been walking around with them for years! Now for those lazyasses that think anyone who has a disease should get special treatment, let me say this:

WALK IT OFF!

Stop being such pussies! Jeez, next thing ya know a person with a low IQ will get a placard!

Not that tons of stupid people don’t have them already, but who needs more competition for the minuscule amount of spaces we have now?

I think that if a person does have an "invisible" disability, they should have to wear some silly- ass sign on their head so everyone can stare at them - just like the wheelchair crips get stared at EVERYDAY!

As I’ve said before, and I’ll say it again….

Get off your fat asses and walk..and be grateful you can.

Thank You. Please drive thru.

ChairGrrl




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